Off the Porch and Growling

Start with four and one half pounds miller sixty-five. Slam the clay down on the bat and get the wheel going. Create a medium sized bowl and trim using a fifteen dollar tool. Now fold three sections of the bowl making a sort of tri-corner hat. Stick it under the fan. Slab up some clay, pound it down to about one quarter of an inch and start cutting some petals. Make sure to cut the center as well. Once the flowers are created retrieve the bowl and attach. Pull here six inch handles and allow them to lose the glossy sheen. Attach the loops to the pen corner of the "hat" and the flowers to the folded sections.